NO WIFI FOR YOU!

I'm writing this from the Iteawon Hotel, knowing that is just going to
sit in the "outbox" until I find a wifi source. I found a several
already, but they were password protected. Even at Starbucks! I tried
to purchase access, but was unsuccessful . . . It was a Korean site.
For all I know, the patrons at Starbucks are enjoying their beverages
with free wifi courtesy of my Mastercard.

Relax Honey - just kidding.